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[asterbatics]

 

"Your call has been forwarded to an automatic message system.
ROBIN is currently unavailable.
Please leave your message after the beep—"

BEEP!

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[voice]

[asterbatics]

Kon?

[ guess who is feeling weird but also is trying very very hard to suppress it? :D ]

[voice]

[superissues]

That's me!

You would not believe the problems I've had trying to get through to you, man! I don't know what I did to piss off the phones, but whatever it was, it was bad.

[voice]

[asterbatics]

What kind of- [ a pause. kill me kill me kill me ] Issues?

[voice]

[superissues]

((ooc: is the 'kill me kill me' in your action brackets spoken out loud, or is Robin remembering/repressing it?))

[voice]

[asterbatics]

[ ooc oh sorry for not making that clear! he's repressing it. if it's out loud in any way I'll put it outside of the brackets. c: ]

[voice]

[superissues]

Most of the time I just get static, or no signal at all. Then there's the odd times I get creepy nursery rhyme type music instead.

((ooc: thanks for clarifying!))

[voice]

[asterbatics]

[ he's quiet for a moment, but it's easy enough to write it off as thinking. ]

There's something interfering with the signal. Chances are, Haven's about to throws us another fast-b- [ he cuts off, when he realizes his voice is starting to sound different. vaguely jamaican, to be specific. weird. ]

[voice]

[superissues]

I could have told you that. And I wasn't even trained by the World's Greatest--

Did you go vaguely Caribbean there?

[voice]

[asterbatics]

What? No. What's I'm saying-

[ his voice cuts off, there. almost like a voice crack, or a skip in a cd. kon can't see the confusion in robin's face, or the struggle he's in to stop his mouth from moving, but it goes anyway.

the voice is thicker, more feminine. it's quiet, which might be robin's doing, with how he's trying to cover the mic. ]

Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.

[voice]

[superissues]

...

Man, and I thought Conan was creepy. Robin, that --

Don't do that.

[voice]

[asterbatics]

Kill-

[ there's a cough, and robin takes back over. a moment of silence before- ]

I've gotta go-

[ click. ]

[voice]

[superissues]

Dude, wait! That's--

[too late! Kon immediately tries to call him back, but between the Haven phone funtimes and Robin avoiding everyone, I am assuming he is unsuccessful.]